Monday, May 21, 2007

Conversations with a 4 year old

On the way home tonight...

Me: So, sis what do you want for dinner tonight? Dad will be late and we're just going to stop and get something. What would you like to eat?

4year old: My boyfriend, Jacob! (giggles)

Me: Spits drink all over front windshield of truck...and manages to shout, WHAT!?!?
...and WHO is Jacob?

4year old: You know, Mom Jacob from Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (the gameshow).

Me: You wanna EAT HIM?

4year old: No mom, I was just kidding!

(ohmygosh)

10 comments, add yours here:

Titania Starlight said...

I would have done the same thing. Kids say the darnest things. :o)~

Comedy + said...

Oh she is going to be a handful. Does she take after her mother? I am thinking probably. :)

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

rut roh....

smiles, bee

Linda said...

Well now then, ya'll start early down thar in Arkansas with the yung 'uns!

I hope Dad has a very large shotgun, I think you're gonna need it, Mom!

Rebecca said...

haha. a sense of humor is a great trait at any age.

Travis said...

Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Neila said...

Oh dude! Lock her in her room now, I tell you. When she is 15, you are sooooo screwed. I only say this because I am in the same boat as you, so I can relate!

Crazy Working Mom said...

Comedy...how could you say such things?! She takes after her father. Bwahhahhahhahha!!!!

Linda, dad has a whole cabinet full of guns, plus deadbolts on all the doors!

Neila...THANKS for the great advice. I'm sneaking to her door now to lock it. ;)

Twisted Cinderella said...

OMG, I would have died of shock and then laughing!

Crazy Working Mom said...

twisted c I am still laughing 'bout this one. She cracks me up. Where do they come up with this stuff?!