Friday, December 15, 2006

Recipe Swap


I've been seeing lots of blogs with recipe swaps. Thought I'd post my own recipe that I've passed along. It's tried and true passed down for generations! Hope you enjoy!! Merry Christmas.

Christmas Tequila Cookies

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired) or substitute your
alcohol of choice
First, sample the Cuervo to check quality, 4 oz. will do.
Take a large bowl. Pour yourself 4 oz. to check the Cuervo to be sure it is
of the highest quality.
Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another
4 ounces, just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry
it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your walnuts or pecans.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas.

5 comments, add yours here:

Rebecca said...

Heh. heh. This totally cracked me up.

Tisha said...

Yeah, I hafta show that to Brien. He's a tequillia man! He'll love it.

Skittles said...

LOL

NMOTB said...

I love tequila too!!!!!

Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!

Cathy said...

LOL...HA!