Business Lunch
Since I am the "secretary" around here as well as the showroom consultant. I thought this was cute, and true!
A large corporation had recently hired several cannibals as part of thier diversity program.
"You are all part of the team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.
"You will get all the usual benefits, including cafeteria vouchers, but please...don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised that they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You are all working very hard and I am satisfied with your progress. However one of our secretaries have disappeared. Might any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all murmered, "No." Afterthe boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly.
"You fool!" the leader continued.
"For weeks now we've been dining on fat managers and no one noticed a thing. But Nooooooo, you had to go and eat someone who actually does something!!!"
2 comments, add yours here:
HA HA HA!
Great posts! Love all the jokes :)
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