Thursday, October 06, 2005

I HATE FWDS!!

What the heck, right?!?

THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL

Kathy South Alcoa - EHS Maintenance Coordinator, Phone: 765/771 - 3547

Pager : 765/420 - 6575

To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is
from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.
If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have
you got to lose?

SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney,
And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and
Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a
multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by
PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.


Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates
sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely
used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will
track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks
time period. For every person that you forward this e-mail to,
Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent
it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for
every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00.
Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and
then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
92-1085 Charles_Bailey@csx.com
Charles_bailey@csx.com
thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after
receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on.
Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days received a check for $24,800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We're not
going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a
little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a
few months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She
showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped
"Paid in full"
Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.

1 comments, add yours here:

David said...

LOL! I hardly ever forward you anything since you "schooled" me on forwarding you everything I ever got emailed to me. These types of things I always delete. I think I will start to send them to you again though, seems to always bring a smile to your face :)